Scarlett Johansson Is Less Fat

Scarlett Johansson jogging

Just a few weeks ago we broke the news that Scarlett Johansson had been turned into a fat slob thanks to her new Jew boyfriend Sean Penn teaching her to greedily hoard calories.

However, now we are happy to report that Scarlett Johansson has escaped Sean Penn’s clutches and is trying to put her life back together again. And Scarlett is starting by trying to lose her enormous gut.

As you can see in the picture above there is already a noticeable improvement in the fat storage around Scarlett’s bloated mid-section and thighs. Of course she still has a long way to go before she would make a suitable concubine and field-hand for a Muslim man.

Scarlett Johansson has come a long way but with plowing season just 3 short months away, she is going to have to step it up if she wants to her fulfill her dream of being a dutiful whore and day laborer. Allahu Akbar!

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    fugly jew

  2. Cpm

    She's finally hit the wall. I remember a couple of years ago she said she didn't need to exercise and she ate what she wanted.

  3. Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    When I saw this pic, I thought at first it was a common alabama mudshark, but on closer inspection, I can see it is the hollywood whore scarlett.

    Judging from those enormous lips (way too big for a white girl) I'd say she could "out suck" an industrial hoover. Too bad looking at her causes extreme headache.

  4. theheadchimp

    That is one ugly hag without makeup. What did Sean see in her? Unless she sucks like a Hoover then I can't see it.

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