Jessica Chastain Nude Photo Released Before Oscars

Jessica Chastain nude

A nude photo of “Zero Dark Thirty” star and best actress nominee Jessica Chastain appears to have been released just days before the Oscars.

Obviously this Jessica Chastain nude photo will greatly help her chances of winning the Oscar this weekend. Of course the fact that this naked picture was taken in a cheap hotel room where Jessica probably services the Oscar voters doesn’t hurt either.

Yes with the release of this Jessica Chastain nude she immediately becomes the favorite to win best actress. Jessica’s fellow nominees would be wise to follow her lead and whip off their clothes and whip out their cameras (especially 9-year-old Quvenzhan√© Wallis, but not 86-year-old Emmanuelle Riva) if they want to have a shot at winning.

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  1. adolf titler

    vee haf vays of seeing za boobs jessica das ist gut

  2. nunya bidness

    It would be nice if all people could get along, however religion exists and people believe so that will NEVER happen and we will ALWAYS fight each other instead of working to better the human race . We are DOOMED to destructon.

  3. fuck muslims

    All my comments that are insulting are towards the muslims

  4. fuck muslims

    Nobody gives a damn about anything you have to say

  5. fuck muslims

    You're a bunch of muslim fuckholes

  6. Alissa C DiCarlo

    And it doesn't have to be a downfall at all, but the reality is that you can only do it for several years. Some actors have longer careers, but let's face it, not many.

  7. Alissa C DiCarlo

    I'm sorry too for the couple of early comments that I did say. They picked up on the preceived tension and ran with it. That's awesome about Sammie. A lot of the people who do porn were very intelligent people who had character flaws or addictions or personality issues that became their downfall. In fact, the industry is rampant with people like that, both girls and guys.

  8. The West is the Best

    Alissa DiCarlo

    If that's the case And if your not the imposter IAm sorry for balming you for it. These muslims are morons and and homosexuals who hang around middle east gloryholes and you don't even want to no what they do to camels and goats.

    Yes I no sammie quite well we grew up together in Guilford Ct. it's on the coast of Long Island sound.

  9. Alissa C DiCarlo

    Well it actually sounds like you know her very well then, and I sure don't. She has a good reputation in the industry, I can tell you that. Directors and producers say she's super-smart and understands how to get in peoples' heads and all. My friend Amber Peach says that Sammie lives right here in Los Angeles, but I only met her briefly once at an awards show. She's cute. Kindof little. Not as short as I am, but not much taller than me either. She was in modeling for a little while before adult film Im told, but she wasnt tall enough for that. Don't know what else to tell you. Sounds like she would be a good friend to have. By the way West, 80% of the imposter comments that you have attributed to me have not actually been me at all. They have been written by Muslims in an attempt to stir controversy between us and precipitate a fight. I have made very few imposter comments. The Islamic imposters try to copy my writing style and mannerisms of speech in order to confound you. So please don't blame every fake comment on me. It's just not fair. I'm not doing it. It appears to be a group of two or three Muslims that are trying to create drama where there should be none.

  10. Alissa C DiCarlo

    OMG! I love Sammie! She's a lesboqueer like me. New Haven, CT I believe. She's lucky. She gets to do all girl scenes. I met her at the porn awards show a couple years ago. She's been in music videos too.

  11. The West Is the Best

    Allsmelly DiCarlo

    I spoke to my good friend Sammie Rhodes she is a real porn star WE grew up together same town and schools If your in porn as you say tell me where Sammie is from state and town Beacuse she said the real Alissa Hall/DiCarlo would never post on this site. And if if you want to email her she can tell you that iam white and My dick ain't small. I bet you won't cause your a lying bitch.

  12. Umar the Brown

    Hey! I recognize that hotel room! I banged a female Mossad agent there for a few days before I slipped some powdered tiger whiskers in her kosher 7-Up.

    Take that, you filthy Jewess!

    ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Alan

    Creamy milky tits perfect for a warm sticky load ...

    ... because her head is too big.

  14. Alissa C DiCarlo

    Fuck, I'm pregnant again! Daaammmmnnn!

  15. Jorge

    You idiot. This is obviously not language. It's spam. You're a moron. A two second look tells me this is not any language. What a knucklehead.

  16. West is a Puss

    West is the stupidest, ugliest, most pathetic little man who has ever posted to celeb.

  17. Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    Them tits remind me of the u.s. of a. army, that us Muslims destroyed in Iraq.
    Small, weak and flabby.

    I would not let my camel piss on them tits.

  18. Alissa C DiCarlo

    I'm the hottest thing going. I'm the most beautiful woman in porn.

  19. Timmy Jenkins

    Who is this bitch?

  20. Jessica Chastain

    But you cannot hide the fact that I was me who killed your favorite muslim,Osama Bin Laden.....whom you consider as the next Prophet...

  21. Alissa C. DiCarlo


    I'm sorry for being such a whore. Really all along I've been in love with you, but afraid to say. I can't live with myself anymore so I am going to do the right thing and blow my fucking stupid head off with a shotgun.

    I hope I haven't pissed you off. Actually I'm going to confess now before I die that I am actually Myron Gotlieb, a twisted non-religious Jew. I also double as Abdullah the Butcher and Hashim the ....

    So after this, I'm gone. See you in heaven. Love you honey.....


  22. West is a Loser

    DURKA DURKA needs to show a bare black man's ass with curly negroid hair for loser West so he has something to beat his dick to tonight.

  23. West is the Best

    Why do we always get womens bodies on here. It's so fucking boring. I want to see a man's hairy ass and genitals.

  24. Dr.Frankenfurter

    If ya wanna see her tits just watch lawless...duh.

  25. Alissa C. DiCarlo

    Gay Nigger West
    Stop this putting me down I can't take it anymore Your mean and with these last posts you made me cry so stop it.

    Iam not what you say Iam I don't stink Im a porn star And Iam hot I don't do donkey shows and stop with the posts that say daddy is fucking me he made me do that when I was Nine It's not my fault so give it a rest.

  26. aghmed

    This soul-less ginger desires to be covered in Muslim man-seed over her crooked bosom.

  27. Dmanwithdaplan

    I really like that she has put out the red carpet herself in preparation for the Oscars

  28. Grand Dragon Pete

    As the leader of the US Navy of The Brotherhood Seals who took out Osama has bin Laden, I was quite disappointed with ginger being cast in the movie about my heroics.

    Personally.....I was pushing for a klanswoman like Bristol Palin or her sister Sarah, at the very least they could have gone with Pam Anderson.

    I'll be calling a true American hero and long time brother, Dick Cheney, about this issue. Its quite possible that the producer and director are hiding drugs and/or small boys in their respective basements.

    They'll be perfect for Guantanamo.


  29. Evan Smith Jr.

    Yeah but she sure gave you a knock out punch in her role in the movie Zero Dark Thirty. She taught you evil muslims a lesson that you would not forget.

  30. Imam Khalid

    It appears that her sagging old-lady breasts are as divergent from one another as North & South Korea.

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